Top 5 Reasons to Live in a Small Town
5. The cashier at the dollar store knows your name (and you know hers--hi, Lori!)
4. The florist's marquee says things like: "Pam! Come in and pick up your roses!"
3. Because the nearest civilization (raise the roof for Staunton!) is an hour away, you spend a lot of time making bread or sewing--unironically.
2. Your commute is three minutes, walking.
1. You receive a hearty and quaint welcome every time you return.
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