I love Christmas music in a way that is almost unnatural. I am a Christmas-Music-All-Year-Long type of girl, which bothers roommates and loved ones when they hear Boyz II Men belting out their love for Jesus and snow in July. I was preparing a blog post on transformation scenes in tween movies, but then I discovered something so terrifying, so plain wrong, that I had to share. It even dampened my love for Christmas music, so that's really saying something.
I don't know what possessed me but I Googled "tweens singing Christmas songs." The first one wasn't terrible. Well, okay, it's pretty bad but she has such a bedazzling guitar that I was distracted (major points if you can watch this for longer than 30 seconds):
But then disaster struck. I knew clicking on youtube links would eventually kill me because this is what I found:
And so much of who I am shriveled up and died. Who does Miley think she is? I mean, there is only one person who could ever touch this song. And that is Mariah. Watch this Miley, and be shamed:
I mean, you can't compete with that. Nice try, Smiley.
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