Things People Do In Real Life Pt. I

Greet people by stating the obvious (ex: If you are delivering the newspapers one rainy Monday, Michael will inevitably say, "Delivering newspapers this morning?" To which you nod and smile and say, "Yes, it looks like I'm delivering the newspapers this morning!" Punctuate everything with an exclamation point--no matter how forced or trite. Or, as you're coming into the foyer dripping like a wet cat, Antoine will grin and say, "It's raining pretty hard?" To which you say, "No. Duh. Antoine.").