2 degrees from awesome

This is how it happened: I bought a digital voice recorder. Then I went to do some interviews at the radio station. There was a girl there I had never met. We immediately hit it off, mostly because she was talking about the Oscars, namely: that she had just returned from them. "Yeah, my dad was nominated for some stuff he did on Benjamin Button." Real casual was the way she said that. "Uh. What?" I said. "Yeah, I don't know for like sound mixing and stuff..." "Oh, cool. So, did you get to wear a cool dress?" The station director then bust in: "Did you know this is her dad's THIRD Oscar nomination? He actually has two of them." Me: "Awesome! For what?" And this is where it gets truly awesome. Girl: "Well he won the one last year...for, um, The Bourne Ultimatum?" She said it just like, tentatively, like she wasn't convinced of it. I literally slapped the table in shock/joy/jealousy: "YOUR FATHER WORKED ON THE BOURNE ULTIMATUM!?!?!?!? HOW!?!?!?! WHY!?!?!?!? I WANT TO GO TO THERE!!!!!!!!!" And that's when I discovered that I am just a mere two degrees from awesome; i.e. Jason Bourne. Radio director, condescendingly: "You do know that Jason Bourne is a fictional character." That is not what is important, my friends. This is what is important:

And this:

But most of all, this:

Jason Bourne, please be my life coach, like, STAT!