me: why does monday always have to be so hard?
To which she is obliged to give me the cold, hard truth:
Patricia: because life is hard. and cruel. and then we die.
Today has been a particularly hard Monday because I stayed up all night reading Heaven is Here (thanks a lot, Julie :) and I can't breathe through my nose due to a head cold. So not only have I become a creepy mouth-breather, but I am also at work. On a Monday. It's been rough, needless to say. Upon Trish's request, I created a graph that charted out my emotional highs and lows of the morning:
Why I love Monday: 1) I ate leftover garlic pumpkin knots (happy as a hedgehog) 2) I drowned my sorrows in Hulu and 3) I pilfered chocolate from my desk stash. However, each high was punctuated by the terrible low of the stone cold fact that it is, irrevocably, Monday. These lows were supposed to be depicted by Arrested Development animated gifs that did not animate in my graph (yet another Monday Low on my Roller Coaster of Emotions). Why I loathe Monday: 1) It is Monday 2) I am sick and 3) It is Monday, I am sick, and one day everyone is going to die.
To have the full saturation of my Monday Blues, check them out here:
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I have been awfully productive today, as you can see. How do you get through Mondays? Because there has got to be a better way!
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