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Thursday, 18 October 2012

Your Favorite Road Trip Songs?

Posted on 08:29 by mohit
 

I grew up in a suburb of Los Angeles. As with most teenage populations, there was a general consensus in our 'burb that you were pretty much nothing without a car. Like Lloyd Dobler's Malibu in Say Anything, a car was your castle. This is why turning 16 was awesome. Forget Super Sweet Sixteen parties, I finally got my hands on my family's 1989 Buick Royale. So what if I had to turn it on with a screwdriver that I stored under my seat? A car was a car was a car.

Once my friends and I got our licenses, it was a straight shot south on the 101 to Sunset Boulevard where we spent pretty much every weekend rifling through records at Amoeba before going to a show. Though the shows were always awesome--this is where I saw Joe Strummer (of The Clash) and basically every angsty emo band in existence*--I loved the drive into the city. My friends and I sang very loudly and very off key to sparkly 80s Madonna and a lot of Tom Petty. Music, after all, is what makes driving amazing. It's where you can listen to terrible music without being judged. In the car, guilty pleasures reign supreme. No one judged that dude from Office Space when he listened to hardcore rap on his commute even though he was a nerdy white guy. Because we've all been there.

This is all to say that I need your help. Big time. Warren and I are going on a road trip on Saturday and are in dire need of some new tunes. This is where you come in: please, give me some of your driving songs, guilty pleasure or not. Here's one of my favorites:


Also, I did an interview with Land of Gazillion Adoptees. Check it out here!

*Dashboard Confessional, anyone? Saves the Day? What about the Get Up Kids? Aw, such adorable angst!
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Monday, 15 October 2012

Top 5 Things to Do Around Lake St. Clair

Posted on 01:00 by mohit
About every two weeks or so I make plans for a big move. I generally set my eye on realistic locales such as Sao Paulo or, more recently, Barcelona. Somewhere warm, with a beach, and great seafood. To sate my current bout of wanderlust, I took Warren on a day trip around Lake St. Clair for his birthday. Lake St. Clair is adorable for many reasons but I really love its underdog rally to become the Next Great Lake. For a lake the approximate size of a postage stamp (compared with Lake Superior), this plan takes gumption. I admire that. And it has a point: the lake allows tons of ships to pass from Lake Huron to Lake Eerie and is consequently one of the busiest waterways in the entire world. It's also super pretty. And super close. Here's a peek at our itinerary, should you also need to escape your everyday life--if only for a few hours.

1. Russell Street Deli in Eastern Market. There was no line, shockingly, and we tucked into massive omelets and fresh squeezed orange juice with lightning speed
things to do in detroit, where to eat in detroit, russell street deli

2. The Edsel Ford House. Lucky for us, the Seven Dwarves and a slew of other Grimm characters were out and about taking in the lovely autumn day. Michigan sure knows how to do fall, I'll give it that. 

things to do near detroit, edsel ford house

Warren loved feeling like a giant in Josephine's playhouse/home of the Seven Dwarves. And yes, this "playhouse" was bigger than our actual house. 


The Edsel Ford House is modeled after the great estates of Cotswald, England, which was fun to see after reading about a million bad romance novels that take place in that region. It happened to be freezing the day we visited, but we braved a tour of the grounds and learned that the gardener fell into the pool while cleaning it the day before. Bless his heart. 

things to do near detroit, edsel ford house

3. Ferry to Harsen's Island, i.e.: my coup de grace! While the entire day's plans were a surprise to Warren, this was by far the best and coolest one. Sure, the ferry takes about two minutes but it is awesome.
how to get to Harsens island, detroit daytrips

4. Schoolhouse Grille. The whole island is filled with charming marshy landscapes and summer homes. While there's not much for visitors to do, the island does have a delicious restaurant in a former schoolhouse. Get "The Farmhand" and you will not be disappointed! Then drive to the island's southernmost tip to watch a bunch of crazy people don wetsuits and brave the frigid water. 

where to eat near detroit, detroit daytrips, harsens island, schoolhouse grill


5. Morley Candy Factory. Home of Michigan's famed Sanders hot fudge sauce! This place does not mess around. On weekdays you can watch the factory in action. 

detroit candy factory, sanders fudge factory

It's the kind of place that would make Lucy and Ethel proud.



And that's how it's done--happy birthday, Warren! Sorry I didn't make you a ten pound cake again...but you made up for it by making 6 pans of cinnamon rolls. 

 
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Monday, 1 October 2012

6 Reasons to Love or Loathe Mondays: A graph

Posted on 09:53 by mohit
Much to my dismay, I never wake up on Monday mornings feeling like P Diddy (Ke$ha LIES, people); in fact, every Monday in recent memory I have woken up feeling like my life will never be happy again. Because I have to go to work. Once I get to work, I usually query Trish with encouraging gchats such as:

me: why does monday always have to be so hard?

To which she is obliged to give me the cold, hard truth:

Patricia: because life is hard.  and cruel.  and then we die.

Today has been a particularly hard Monday because I stayed up all night reading Heaven is Here (thanks a lot, Julie :) and I can't breathe through my nose due to a head cold. So not only have I become a creepy mouth-breather, but I am also at work. On a Monday. It's been rough, needless to say. Upon Trish's request, I created a graph that charted out my emotional highs and lows of the morning:


Why I love Monday: 1) I ate leftover garlic pumpkin knots (happy as a hedgehog) 2) I drowned my sorrows in Hulu and 3) I pilfered chocolate from my desk stash. However, each high was punctuated by the terrible low of the stone cold fact that it is, irrevocably, Monday. These lows were supposed to be depicted by Arrested Development animated gifs that did not animate in my graph (yet another Monday Low on my Roller Coaster of Emotions). Why I loathe Monday: 1) It is Monday 2) I am sick and 3) It is Monday, I am sick, and one day everyone is going to die.

To have the full saturation of my Monday Blues, check them out here:

9:31 Gif
9:39 Gif
9:45 Gif

I have been awfully productive today, as you can see. How do you get through Mondays? Because there has got to be a better way!


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Saturday, 22 September 2012

A Song For Autumn

Posted on 18:15 by mohit
Friends, it is officially autumn and I have a gallon of hot cider to prove it (topped with Cool Whip's amazing cinnamon awesomeness, naturally). So to celebrate, here's one of my favorite front stoop moments of all time, recorded on the first day of autumn 3 years ago. The mastermind behind this group Ingrid Michaelson sing-a-long is my favorite pal, Trish. She is so obsessed with fall that she has an annual party just to welcome the season in style, which I totally approve. What is your favorite part about fall? Freshly sharpened pencils? Sweaters? Pumpkin-flavored everything? All of the above (YES!)?


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Wednesday, 19 September 2012

Saturday Fail, Dark Sky Magazine Win!

Posted on 05:39 by mohit
Saturday, AKA: the best day of the week, is typically pure bliss. I usually sleep in while Warren plays basketball. But a few Saturdays ago, I was rudely awakened from my sweet slumber by a phone call. It was Warren who said something articulate like: "Uh, hey, I'm driving to the emergency room..."Because his finger looked like this:


Which doesn't look that bad, but here's what it looked like on the inside (ouch):


During his five hour emergency room stay, we did a lot of this:


Yep, we waited five hours for the doctor to take 0.3 seconds to put the finger back into place. About three hours in, I told Warren I would watch a YouTube tutorial and do the job myself and get us out of there no problem. Warren, oddly, declined my generous offer. So the true test of friendship: have you ever fixed someone's dislocated joint (or other injury)?

In other news, Dark Sky Magazine's very sad, very sudden last issue is graciously being hosted by the esteemed Barrelhouse Magazine. Barrelhouse is being a true prince in the hard knock world of literary magazines. DSM's Gabe Durham and company really knocked the issue out of the park. I am honored to be part of this farewell issue, alongside such wonders as Kristina Marie Darling's "Footnotes to a History of Correspondence."  Take a looksy over here.
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Sunday, 16 September 2012

Top 5 Things to Do in Paradise

Posted on 14:35 by mohit
Fact: the photo below was not taken in some tropical paradise, even though it looks like one. Yes, friends, we went to the very exotic destination known as "America" for our summer vacation--Michigan's Upper Peninsula, to be exact. Once known for its booming copper mines, the UP (pronounced "you" "pee"--har har) is now riddled with ghost towns and shipwrecks. However, its utter isolation is actually one of its best features, as far as tourism goes. It is just one gorgeous white sand beach strewn after another.


 

Here are a few things to remember if you find yourself heading across Big Mac, the super long and kind of freaky Mackinac Bridge, to see the magic that is the UP.

1. You gotta stay in a town literally called "Paradise" and watch the moon rise. If time permits, wake early to watch the sunrise while Lake Superior gently laps at your feet. We relived our sunrise engagement, naturally :)


2. Drive to the end of the road to the Shipwreck Museum and take a long walk on the lovely driftwood beach.



3. Climb to the top of a dune. Marvel at the pristine blue of Lake Superior. I mean, really marvel here. How does this even exist? And why didn't I know about it before I moved to Michigan?

4. Take a leisurely boat ride through Pictured Rocks national lakeshore. Note "Indian Chief Rock." And the waterfall. And the amazing chemical reactions that produce the painterly strokes across the sandstone cliffs.


5. Decide to never leave, until you have to, then dream about returning pretty much every moment of your life back in the Lower Peninsula. Some fun facts: Yoopers (Upper Peninsula natives) call those who live below Mackinac Bridge "trolls." Hilarious. And no relation to Troll Village. Also, tourists who go to the UP for fudge are called "fudgies" (and yes, the fudge is divine). With this trip, we successfully completed #13 of our 101 Things list! Score!

This trip was one of the absolute highlights of our Pretty Cool Summer. What about you? How did you spend your summer vacation? Or, if you were stuck at home, where would you spend your dream vacation? 
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Thursday, 6 September 2012

HOW TO MAKE MILLIONS OF DOLLARS WRITING FLUFF

Posted on 17:44 by mohit
funny mini donkeys

1. Research "The Market"

2. Discover that the New York Times bestsellers list is consistently topped by inspirational animal books like Dewey the Library Cat: The Small-Town Library Cat Who Touched the World AND its hit sequel, Dewey's Nine Lives: The Legacy of a Small-Town Library Cat Who Inspired Millions. 

3. Bemoan the world that allowed these books to make millions of dollars because they had large photos of cuddly animals on their covers.

4. Have an A-Ha! Moment: Must write a nonfiction book that stars a cuddly critter doing inspiring things in the human world, thus bringing Mini Donkeys Take Manhattan to life.

5. Make a fellow MFA alum pretend to write above fake book with you and create an accompanying fake book cover and fake book blurb. It's just so crazy that it might work!

Thus, I present to you what has been at least three years in the making, a sure fire plan that will rake in the moolah in no time flat. I mean, just take a look at the future book cover. It's fail proof!
"Just when everyone, including every MFA graduate in existence, thought that an MFA in nonfiction writing was useless, this sparkling, poignant, debut emerges from the ashes to change your attitude, your life, and--yes-- even the world: MINI DONKEYS TAKE MANHATTAN.
Written by two gifted alumni of the University of Iowa's Nonfiction Writing Program, Lina F. (originally from Argentina) and Amy S., this moving collection of photo essays documents a herd of mini donkeys as they navigate the cruel, cold streets of Manhattan. 

Follow young Cupcake, Sprinkles, and Fred, as they lead their innocent herd to famed sights, such as the Empire State Building, Chinatown, and Central Park. As you watch them nibble on treats from Magnolia Bakery and scamper in the autumnal landscape of the city's parks, your heart will melt and you will understand the precious, fragile, vulnerable, essential beauty of the human--and animal--condition: a beating heart."
You're so in, am I right? So, if you could make your millions by writing an inspirational animal book such as Dewey the Library Cat or Mini Donkeys Take Manhattan, what would be your animal and how would it inspire the world?

*Fake book inspired by and dedicated to Sunbun, the cutest mini donkey I know.

cute mini donkey

**THIS JUST IN: MERYL STREEP IS GOING TO STAR IN THE DEWEY MOVIE!!!!! Best tip ever from Kendra. Meryl Streep, people! Seriously.


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