"that's what i'm talkin' about"

"dear ones," i said to my students, "you are, no doubt, familiar with drunken bouts of vomiting as well as the intricate world of sports." they nodded and leaned forward on their desks, instantly piqued by my allusion to alcohol and athletics, their two most favorite subjects. "well, yesterday i projectile vomited into a dumpster..." i then told them my tale of food poisoning woe. looks of delight and shock. "amy?" morgan waved her hand, "it sounds like you need to go home and rest," she looked so concerned i was tickled. then she said, "we won't mind if you cancel class." a-ha. i nodded, "good point. but i mostly just wanted your opinion on electrolytes. as in, what sports drink has the highest concentration of them?" i was at that stage of the toxin cleanse where i was bone-cold but also it hurt to have anything touching my skin. i blamed it on dehydration and loss of electrolytes. my class and i then proceeded to have a ten minute discussion, including a white board diagram graphing the pros and cons of various sports drinks. we finally concluded that the way to go would be G2. thanks, derek jeter, that fruit punch one tastes a lot better than regular gatorade fruit punch.